{"id":1210,"date":"2014-03-08T14:22:44","date_gmt":"2014-03-08T13:22:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/?p=1210"},"modified":"2014-03-08T14:22:44","modified_gmt":"2014-03-08T13:22:44","slug":"ta-mere-elle-coud-du-fluo-et-du-liberty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/?p=1210","title":{"rendered":"Ta m\u00e8re elle coud du fluo et du Liberty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/fluo-liberty-small.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/fluo-liberty-small.jpg\" alt=\"fluo-liberty-small\" width=\"620\" height=\"464\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1216\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/fluo-liberty-small.jpg 620w, https:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/fluo-liberty-small-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ta m\u00e8re elle s&rsquo;y prend tellement en retard que pour relever un <a href=\"http:\/\/chutcharlotte.canalblog.com\/archives\/2014\/02\/01\/29039645.html\" target=\"_blank\">d\u00e9fi Fluo et Liberty<\/a> qu&rsquo;elle ne rach\u00e8te NI fluo NI Liberty.<\/p>\n<p>Ta m\u00e8re elle a tellement peu de fluo assorti \u00e0 ses Liberty qu&rsquo;elle r\u00e9fl\u00e9chit deux heures trente devant son flex rose fluo trop rose, ses trois coupons de Liberty p\u00e9rim\u00e9s et ses vingt-deux chutes de Liberty trop petites (je parle ici de v\u00e9ritable r\u00e9flexion s\u00e9rieuse de derni\u00e8re minute, pas de celle qu&rsquo;elle a pu faire depuis deux mois l&rsquo;annonce du d\u00e9fi).<\/p>\n<p>Puis ta m\u00e8re a tellement de lucidit\u00e9 qu&rsquo;elle se souvient d&rsquo;une ceinture fluo rose moins rose qui irait avec son Liberty d\u00e9j\u00e0 bien charg\u00e9 en rose.<\/p>\n<p>Ensuite ta m\u00e8re elle a tellement que cela \u00e0 faire qu&rsquo;elle cogite encore une heure quarante devant ses 6 magazines Ottobre.<\/p>\n<p>Mais finalement, ta m\u00e8re elle est tellement balaise qu&rsquo;elle parvient haut la main \u00e0 te coudre dans les temps une robe en Fluo et Liberty.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/defi-fluo-liberty2-small.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/defi-fluo-liberty2-small-1024x652.jpg\" alt=\"defi-fluo-liberty2-small\" width=\"474\" height=\"301\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1218\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/defi-fluo-liberty2-small-1024x652.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/defi-fluo-liberty2-small-300x191.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/defi-fluo-liberty2-small.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Liberty Poppy and Daisy rose et bleu. Ceinture en \u00e9lastique Fluo Mam&rsquo;zelle Fourmi juste prise dans les couture des c\u00f4t\u00e9s. Tunique Ottobre 4\/2013 mod\u00e8le 13 taille 92 rallong\u00e9e en robe. Encolure \u00e9lastiqu\u00e9e pour la praticit\u00e9 au lieu du biais.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/tadam-fluo-liberty-small.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/tadam-fluo-liberty-small.jpg\" alt=\"tadam-fluo-liberty-small\" width=\"474\" height=\"285\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1221\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/tadam-fluo-liberty-small.jpg 620w, https:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/tadam-fluo-liberty-small-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Merci <a href=\"http:\/\/chutcharlotte.canalblog.com\/\">Charlotte<\/a> pour le d\u00e9fi !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ta m\u00e8re elle s&rsquo;y prend tellement en retard que pour relever un d\u00e9fi Fluo et Liberty qu&rsquo;elle ne rach\u00e8te NI fluo NI Liberty. Ta m\u00e8re elle a tellement peu de fluo assorti \u00e0 ses Liberty qu&rsquo;elle r\u00e9fl\u00e9chit deux heures trente devant son flex rose fluo trop rose, ses trois coupons de Liberty p\u00e9rim\u00e9s et ses [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-couture-enfant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1210"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1233,"href":"https:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1210\/revisions\/1233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.idilo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}